Cheney - Live from Folsom Prison?

Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter















Good thing I didn't get the deferment today...I wanted to shoot all over another man

When I was just a baby, my mama told me, "Son,
/Always be a good boy; don't ever play with guns."
/But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
(I apologize Mr. Cash - you fought against the very things the Dick stands for)

So Mr. Cheney - I'm just wondering why it took 24 hours for this to hit the media. Where you a bit tipsy, or what? Or were those quail just in their last throes?

I see that you have as much control over your use of a rifle as you do for handling American public policy. A few (thousand) dead soldiers and a mass of "sand niggers" so you can put your patriotic shaft in the hole of Iraq to fuck the world with your black gold. Being as blind to the location of your fellow hunter - just like you're willfuly blind to the gross conflicts of interest that Haliburton has for secret cost-plus contracts. Hitting the wrong target...oh shit where to begin...Iraq, Ms. Plame, citizens of the globe. I see that you were as excited to shoot as you were when holding your other "gun" over top of Lynne after you found out that parents of children wouldn't be drafted.

I like Steve Gilliard's compare and contrast of the quail vs the quail hunter...

Maybe he should try for Skeet shooting at the next Summer Olympics...and if he misses and hits someone - hey it's in Beijing and he'll finally get to shoot those "commies" he's been wetting himself over for the last 40 years.

Strange times my friend...strange times