Advanced copy of Bush's speech on Monday

Well since certain readers of my blog blathered and decried that they were sick of Evil Dick on the top of my blog (what is it with the Republicans and evil men named Dick - Dick Nixon, Dick Cheney, Dick Armey...and well Barb Bush (the matriarch) is just a dick!) - I thought I'd cover up Satan's stunt man.

To remedy the situation I've placed the (currently embargoed) text that GW Bush is going to be reading to the press on Monday - so long as he puts down the bottle of Jack long enough to stand behind the dais.
















"My Fellow Americans:

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9/11!
9/11!!
9/11!!!

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Terrists!
Terrists!!
Terrists!!!

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Support the troops!
We don't need no stinkin' Geneva conventions!!
I'm the proud builder of Gulag America!!!

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Saddam Hussein!
Stay the Course!!
To challenge my wargasm makes you a traitor!!!
True Americans strive for the freedom for the NSA to spy on them!!!!

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Thank you and God Bless America"

Frankly folks - it's the same non-sensical bullshit we've heard for the last 5 years since he finished reading "My Pet Goat" and the Dick pulled itself out of some dark hole - in Iowa - not his wife.